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A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I’ve been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, Could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box? We’re leaving from the office & I’ll swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.”

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being the good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he comes home a little tired, but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, “Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike.”

“Wow, sounds like a great trip” she says sarcastically.

Then he asks “But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to?”

The wife replies, ” I did, they’re in your tackle box.”

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