Ramblings of the Mad Cow » 2007 » April

 
    

And now you can get the internet on your Wii. Why would you want to do that you might ask? So you can watch Charlie go in the candy mountain in widescreen, duh!

**WARNING**
This is a video clip of us viewing the “Chalie and the Candy Mountain” clip on YouTube.com via the Wii browser on the big screen in our living room. This video clip contains the candy mountain song. It will get stuck in your head! Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

 
    
 
    

Just because someone does not love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, “Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you are being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another that you have a sound mind. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.”

Edna replied, “He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?”

 
    
 
    

You never feed me. Perhaps I’ll sleep on your face.

That will show you.

You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold,

elevator butt.

I need a new toy. Tail of black dog keeps good time.

Pounce! good dog! good dog!

The rule for today. Touch my tail, I shred your hand.

New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound Cat vomit hairball somewhere.

Will find in morning.

Grace personified I leap into the window

I meant to do that

Blur of motion, then- Silence, me, a paper bag

What is so funny?

The mighty hunter Returns with gifts of plump birds

Your foot just squashed one.

You’re always typing Well, let’s see you ignore my

Sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box You cannot see me if I

Can just hide my head.

Terrible battle I fought for hours. Come and see!

What’s a “term paper”?

Kitty likes plastic Confuses for litter box

Don’t leave tarp around

Small brave carnivores Kill pine cones and mosquitoes

Fear vacuum cleaner

Want to trim my claws Don’t even think about it!

My yelps will wake the dead

I want to be close To you. Can I fit my head

inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside. Oh, no! Help! I got outside!

Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One has been trapped by newspaper.

Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange. Mine lies still in the bed, then screams!

My claws aren’t that sharp….

Cats meow out of angst “Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!

We could break so much”

Litter box not there You must have moved it again

I’ll crap in the sink

The Big Ones snore now Every room is dark and cold

time for “Cup Hockey”

We’re almost equals I purr to show I love you

Want to smell my butt.

 
    
 
    
 
    
Wait a tic, do we have a shot?

Since the RiverKings win last night, we’re riding pretty high. And if we can focus and really give it to Colorado (I believe that’s who we’ll see next), we have a helluva shot! Here’s the North breakdown, click it to see the entire bracket breakdown.

 
    

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