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Thursday, March 16th, 2006

1. BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. 2. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

3. ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by […]

Thursday, March 16th, 2006

*We got off the Titanic first. *We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. *Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. *We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. *Taxis stop for us. *Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

*We don’t look like […]

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