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Friday, March 3rd, 2006

10. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.” 9. “This is just that 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to!” 8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.”

7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the […]

Friday, February 24th, 2006

Working With Idiots Can Kill You! Thursday November 21, 2002 By KATE McCLARE STOCKHOLM — Idiots in the office are just as hazardous to your health as cigarettes, caffeine or greasy food, an eye-opening new study reveals. In fact, those dopes can kill you!

Stress is one of the top causes of heart attacks — and working […]

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

For anyone that missed it, here’s the intro to South Park’s “Ginger Kids” episode.

Thanks so much, mom and dad, for the freckles.

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

From The Onion Aug. 2005 Briefing Warned, ‘Cheney Determined To Shoot Old Man In Face’ February 20, 2006 | Issue 42•08 WASHINGTON, DC—Government documents declassified today reveal that President Bush was briefed last summer of “a substantial risk” that Vice President Dick Cheney would shoot an elderly male in the face sometime in the next several months.

In a […]

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006

Because Chris is Complicated Enough.
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I’m sure I’ll piss someone off with this, but I think it’s funny as, um, heck.

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