*We got off the Titanic first. *We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. *Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. *We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. *Taxis stop for us. *Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. *We don’t look like a frog in a blender when we dance. *Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point). *New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. *No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo. *If we forget to shave, no one has to know. *We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. *We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. *Our friends won’t think we’re weird if we ask whether there’s spinach in our teeth.
*There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.